you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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