And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I love having hate sex.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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