If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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