Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
