dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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