God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize
