i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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