Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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