how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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