i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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