do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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