this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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