My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
