So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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