so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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