Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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