i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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