She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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