Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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