He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We're using joints as your birthday candles
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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