awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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