Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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