What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I love you.
Bad choice
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