Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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