She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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