We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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