so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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