That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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