come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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