Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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