You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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