I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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