I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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