ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It's never too late to be topless.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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