He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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