You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Randomize
