Pappa wants mamma naked
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I smell like Dick and happiness
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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