ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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