Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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