can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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