Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
is wine microwaveable?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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