He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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