Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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