You made me cry and you don't even care
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
he fucked my hip out of place.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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