...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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