So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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