he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Randomize
