why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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