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She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.

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(360): View more from Washington

Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.

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(503): View more from Oregon

you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt

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(317): View more from Indiana

im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

No subtext here. People are naked.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.

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