Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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