I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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