i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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