ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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