Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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